gruvdragon

About Me

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

My Interests

Music

EDM, house music, progressive, Sasha, Digweed, Satoshi Tomiie, Deep Dish, BT, The Killers, The Bravery, The Faint, Frou Frou, Garbage, Fischerspooner, 80's synth pop, Jane's Addiction, Sublime, White Stripes, Smashing Pumpkins, Disturbed

Movies

Waking Life, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Matrix, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Traffic, Donnie Darko

Television

Da Ali G, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Sopranos, The Daily Show, any tennis match

Books

Anything by, Alan Watts, Dan Brown, Michael Crichton, Stephen King, Anne Rice, Stephen Hawking, Life of Pi by Yann Martel, Seat of the Soul